2. Excuse me, but have had a shower lately, because you look like a dirty girl.
3. I've got a condom with your name on it.
4. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
5. Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
6. Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?
7. You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
8. If I was God I'd make the world revolve around you.
9. You know your good enough to share my last name to.
10. Where have I seen you before…? Oh ya that statue of Aphrodite!
Funny Cheesy Pick Up Lines
11. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
12. Can I have fries with that shake!
13. Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .
14. How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here).
15. I'm a terrorist and I have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.
16. (Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
17. Your daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!
18. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
19. I'm a necrophiliac... How well do you play dead?
20. Tell me how my cum tastes.
21. Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
22. Would you like to dance or should I go do myself again?
23. Wanna a frosty?
24. I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!
25. What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
26. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
27. If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
28. Oak tree leaves are green in the fall and your pants are red in the hall.
29. Hey, I've never seen fashion models off of the runway before!
30. If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Best Cheesy Pick Up Lines
31. I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
32. If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight.
33. I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
34. Thanks foe the “lift”!
35. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
36. I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.
37. Hey baby, I think you made my two by four into a four by eight.
38. Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
39. I’m Like taco bell… I’ll spice up your night!
40. Excuse me, but do you have the temperature?
41. Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and do you faster than a speeding bullet.
42. If I was a pancake, I would want you to be my maple syrup!
43. Is that a ladder in your stocking or are you a stairway to heaven?
44. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
45. I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
46. "I wish we lived in Alaska where the nights would last forever."
47. If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island.
48. The names Ted, not Bundy but Ted
49. Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder.
50. He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."
51. Babe! you look so fine i could drink your bath water!
52. Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. After seeing you, I don't ever want to sleep again.
53. Oh, you're a bird watcher.. Well, would you take this for a swallow?
54. If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
55. My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.
56. I'm sorry, but, have we met before? (No.) Oh, I'm sorry, I guess that it must have been your mom.
57. Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
58. "Damn I wish you were my homework, so i could do you on the table"
59. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
60. You turn me on like a blasting stereo.
61. Can I flirt with you?
62. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
63. Do you believe in free love? (Certainly no!) Then how much do you cost?
64. Are you Natasha, my contact?
65. Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!
66. Like Motel 6, I'll leave the light on for you.
67. If looks could count for a minute, you`d be a pretty long day!
68. You're so hot, your Boootay is on fire.
69. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
70. You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
Cheesy Pickup Lines
31. I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
32. If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight.
33. I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
34. Thanks foe the “lift”!
35. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
36. I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.
37. Hey baby, I think you made my two by four into a four by eight.
38. Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
39. I’m Like taco bell… I’ll spice up your night!
40. Excuse me, but do you have the temperature?
41. Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and do you faster than a speeding bullet.
42. If I was a pancake, I would want you to be my maple syrup!
43. Is that a ladder in your stocking or are you a stairway to heaven?
44. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
45. I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
46. "I wish we lived in Alaska where the nights would last forever."
47. If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island.
48. The names Ted, not Bundy but Ted
49. Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder.
50. He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."
51. Babe! you look so fine i could drink your bath water!
52. Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. After seeing you, I don't ever want to sleep again.
53. Oh, you're a bird watcher.. Well, would you take this for a swallow?
54. If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
55. My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.
56. I'm sorry, but, have we met before? (No.) Oh, I'm sorry, I guess that it must have been your mom.
57. Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
58. "Damn I wish you were my homework, so i could do you on the table"
59. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
60. You turn me on like a blasting stereo.
61. Can I flirt with you?
62. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
63. Do you believe in free love? (Certainly no!) Then how much do you cost?
64. Are you Natasha, my contact?
65. Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!
66. Like Motel 6, I'll leave the light on for you.
67. If looks could count for a minute, you`d be a pretty long day!
68. You're so hot, your Boootay is on fire.
69. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
70. You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
More Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
71. Say, you remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You are cool because you're hot!
72. You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, storages? Well, I don't even own a car.
73. You're so hot, you're burned into my retina. I see you every time I blink.
74. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
75. Hey hey sexy thang, lets quit the jammin' and get to slammin'
76. "Dang girl..as much as i hate to see you leave..i love watchin you walk away"
77. What's that on your face? *kiss* Just what I figured...lips.
78. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
79. Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
80. If you have oral-sex with your own clone,would that be called masturbation?
81. You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
82. It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
83. If I were you I would go out with me.
84. Beww BEWWW That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
85. Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
86. (look at her butt) that must be jelly, because jam don't shake like that.
87. So....I heard you wanted to fight me, as long as its not a cock fight…
88. (Stare at her until she says "What!?!") It isn't just gonna suck itself.
89. (Talk to her)Did i ever tell you you are my hero? You're everything I wish I could be? (Start Singing) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking) Because (the person's name) you are the wind beneith my wings.
90. "If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!"
91. Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
92. In Venezuela only real men have big mustaches.
93. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
94. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
95. If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..
96. Your so hot the sun has to wear sunglasses just to look at you.
97. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
98. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
99. I would give up eterinity to be with you.
100. Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick.
101. Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your night.
102. Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you
103. Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
104. I'm a fotune teller and i predict that in about two minutes your going to be snogging me
105. Can I dip you in chocolate?
106. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
107. My pencils may be number 2, but you are number 1!
108. Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
109. You're so hot that you make the sun jealous.
110. You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to do you so bad, but I know that I can't.
111. Are you gay? (No.) Wow, score!
112. Hi I am the InTIMinator and “Ill be Back”
113. (To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well) "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"
114. Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
115. You're way to pretty for me to not know you.
116. Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
117. Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root!
118. Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?
119. Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck me, it's a gem.
120. "I'm not much of a romantic so I'll get straight to the point, wanna make out?"
121. Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is "I love you".
122. I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..
123. Is this the Matrix, because I think you're the One.
124. Hey sexy. I like shoelaces, bow-ties, and motorized wheelchairs. Wanna go back to my place and use all three?
125. Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
126. I'll make you a bet - $20 says you'll turn me down
127. You'll do
128. A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
129. I bet you could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch.
130. If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?